Pete Hewitt-Smith

"Steaks are a little small for the price... Notice how they don't list the size in the menu...."

"Avoid Jessica and Edward Davies; they're pickpockets :-) x"

"Mmmm, transfats; can't believe they're illegal in the states because they're that unhealthy"

"Hate it here. Film ruined before even getting into the screen; no hotdogs, no starburst, no nachos... Wtf am I meant to do during the trailers now?!?!?"

"That fishy odour is just the lesbian; don't feed it or make eye contact with it because they're known to lash out"

"Bulldoze it and build a Selfidges :-/ you'll like John Lewis if you're middle-aged"