Sean Meyer

"Gnarl belt buckles and cuff links."

"Christian has the best service. Ever."

"The cat sucks."

"Yes the steak is included in the buffet. Yes the food is amazing, and you will eat yourself into coma."

"The pinball will give you a surprisingly amount of redemptions. Which is good, otherwise I feel like a failure."

"This is Chinese food. If you get French fries I will rape you in the ass for the rest of eternity"