Chris Wilson

"Make the waiter look puzzled by asking for a wrap, then change your mind"

"The least expensive petrol station around. Always a couple of pence cheaper for some reason"

"If you get here before 8 you can steal other peoples milk"

"Don't go in without several credit cards handy"

"The best showers around, can't help but stand there for 20 minutes"

"Best Chinese in town"