Piper Ingram

"You probably don't want to swim in this lake as it's been a bathroom of mine since the age of 5"

"Take the free tampons from the ladies room!"

"give ted a treat and piper a shoulder massage"

"Ask for Sheyanne. She's pretty and nice and that's what happens to you after she does yer hair. Her weaves are the best!"

"Roll up your windows and lock your doors"