Paul O'Neill

"Pool in the morning only, by 3pm it's in the shade."

"Gym is an extra $22 per day per person. Complain and ask for a free pass"

"If you've booked through a prepaid hotel booking site you need to get a voucher for wifi at reception, can't book it from your room"

"No cash or cards accepted, nearest post office is on Braemor Road or Nutgrove Shopping centre to get a postal order. Staff very pleasant."

"When you go to reception turn right, lounge is much quieter. Ssssh - keep it to yourself!"

"This flight is always full - check in online to have any chance of a decent seat."