Paul John Peña

"And btw sometimes you end up having BO because of their workout shirt. So bring your own."

"Tuesdays and Thursdays are best days to workout because members can bring guests every weekend."

"They run out of workout clothes and sweat towels. Sometimes you wonder what makes this a Platinum experience."

"Get a beach casita. You get your own private path to the beach. You might not need the club car since you'll love to stay in your casita or lounge in the sun just right outside your door."

"They have Meltique steaks here. Yum away!"

"Elevators in the main hospital building are slow. And not quite smart."