Paul Elmore

"Cum here if u want to blow your wad on an open faced roast beef sandwich"

"Guy behind the counter has good jokes"

"Best napkins in town!"

"Steer clear of the hot dogs.. They taste like shit!"

"If you think you're gonna waltz in here and buy beer with an expired license even though you're clearly of age think again!"

"Today I had the southwestern turkey panini and it was the fuking shat! Thank you great harvest!"