Patrick Ward

"So friendly helped me find everything I needed. I love being white sometimes."

"Check under M for MONARCH!!! No. Then check under T for THE MONARCH!!!!!!"

"It wasn't an earthquake, chuck Norris was just doing push ups."

"Try the kickin buffalo strips and quesadillas. Great meal."

"Bacon cheeseburgers are banging especially when Iggy makes them. Sorry Megan."

"Make sure you knock before entering a room. ;)"