Patrick Swayze

"Terrible. At least 1/3 of the washers don't drain. The next closest laundromat is 20 minutes away and I'll make the drive from now on."

"Friends with the mayor, damn right I'm a baller!"

"Liars, there are things you're not allowed to stick in the Chocolate Wonderfall..."

"The only breakfast buffet around, good stuff"

"Miller Lite, $3.79/bottle"