Patrick K.

"The $75 reissue fee I was told I had to pay was the best part of this experience. That's how bad the wait here is."

"Best curry in Manhattan!"

"Don't wear flip-flops or sandals here, unless you like to be covered in sand when you leave."

"Pair some 7-Alarm with the Bigger Badder Cheese, and you're good to go!"

"Hey, I'm the guy next to you stuck in traffic."

"Chicken Gyro is the closet you can find to a NYC halal cart gyro in Seattle."