Patrick Kelly

"Apt 2005 for a hot glory hole. Door's always open."

"Try the love boat and toxey's kingdom while you're nearby"

"This place is mythical. I have acquired no evidence of its existence."

"Bring extra butt ointment"

"Run around on their awesome roof access patio with sushi - but don't let her lick your face. She eats cat poop. :p"

"Don't post anything on Kaley's facebook status from her computer. Wrath!"