Patrick Stephenson

"They have a bike lock you can rent, free, if you forget yours."

"The Cold Press here is amazing!"

"Don't go outside past 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night! Danger lurks."

"Ninja is short for "fuck the cat""

"Libby is a foul tyrant!"

"The view of downtown Minneapolis from the tables outside will make you glad to be alive and unblind. Beautiful at night."