Papi™ Sanchez

"Warning: a lot of ghetto jejemons around the corner. Proceed with caution. Look where you stepping at. There's a lot of shit around"

"Its better to get your clearance in the afternoon around 3pm. No more waiting in line. Mo queue. In ten minutes, you're done!"

"Make sure you have condoms wid u, practice safe sex"

"Do you know that the owner of this gas station and the the one infront northbound is owned by the Yatco's?"

"Make sure that you lock your lockers. There are no CCTV cams to watch over your things."