Bob Paul King

"This place offers delivery! Hand tossed pie was reasonably priced, delivered promptly and hot. It was very good. Try this pizza and tip your delivery person. Yummmmtown!"

"Wear a diaper and you won't have to stop and pee so much!"

"Brookstone now sells a mini "Jaws of Life" to help you extricate yourself from "roomy" airline seats. Check it out!"

"Great place to perfect my low-velocity sprinting skills!"

"Dwarfed hide in the corners, waiting to pounce! Watch out!!!"

"Poolside midget wrestling EVERY Wednesday!"