Yoda

"Drink all of the Red Bulls here you must. Disappear they never do. Yesssss."

"Possess the Force Animoto very much does. Yesssss."

"Enjoy singing here I do. Possess the force this place very much does. Yessss."

"List of Mashable I did make. Sleep with writer I did not. Hrr Hrr Hrr."

"List of Mashable I did make. Sleep with writer I did not. Hrr Hrr Hrr. http://t.co/qvIlsgK"

"Find figures and toys here you will. Prices great they are. Yessss."