Ozzi Owl

"geat food and service"

"get sunbed early as people go down and leave towels on them even though it's not allowed. I saw 2 women do this for 6, then left for 1.5 hrs"

"the beer tastes like washing up liquid"

"beware the scumbags who nick number plates from services."

"They advertise spa suite, but when you arrive they say the spa hasn't been installed yet. They don't even offer the right amount of refund."

"This also means you with the blue BMW"