Owen O'Neill

"The ginger bartender is wicked hot"

"Laqunitas Pils and Hacker Pschorr Lager are awesome beers"

"Marcus Bachmann has a huge dress and handbag collection. Ask him for a show!"

"Beware of the broom closet on the third floor of the south tower, it's full of Nargles."

"Best Irish coffee around! Smooth Guinness and cold Smithwicks, a great pub!"