Owen Eff

"Fudruckers has the bomb sandwiches! Da BOMB!"

"Green Sauce = CRACK"

"Bacon Cheddar Burger was just what I needed. A nice BIG helping!"

"At work - Here is a great tip: BEWARE when it's raining outside. The sidewalks in front of the MetLife building are super slippery with shoes on!"

"Here's a tip. The Port Authority sucks BALLS!!! Don't say I never did anything for you."