Oscar Yuengel

"If you're reading this, it's not too late for you to turn around and find a cheaper restaurant that serves more food -- and no popping balloon animals!"

"Fair diner food, but they will refuse to honor their posted promotions."

"If you lived here, you would be home now. Regrettably."

"As usual, Chartwells is code for "no quality control required". Go to the real Subway instead."

"This place SUCKS"