David Kearns

"The restaurant wasn't particularly busy when we arrived. Two and a half hours later, we finally got our burgers. The burgers are alright - not worth the time. Servers are friendly. In N Out is faster."

"That's 25 minutes of my life I'll never get back. And I want it back."

"The best Roman Catholic church in the South Bay, run by the Conventuals Franciscans."

"One does not simply walk into Disneyland. There is evil there that does not sleep."

"One does not simply walk into the Outdoor Ventures warehouse. There is evil there that does not sleep."