Josh Higgins

"Don't use any electricity. You may burn the place down!"

"HANGOVER CURE."

"Get the lunch specials. Great portions for under $6 and they come with an egg roll."

"The bacon wrapped jalapenos are delicious, but good god don't try them if you are prone to heartburn."

"Get the dark chocolate covered pretzel slims and then come find me and SHARE THEM WITH ME. Noms."

"Come early for the pre-party threesomes! They are magical!"