Austin Seraphin

"Homemade hot sauce! And the owners speak Nahuatl, The language of the Aztecs."

"A fun place."

"Intergalactically good."

"Take an alka-seltzer after going to this restaurant. It will help settle your stomach from the shitty food, and cool your head from the loud noise."

"Affordable prices and a convenient location make for a very fun place to eat! For some real fun, try the bubble tea."

"Is you want the molten lava chocolate cake, order it when they bring your dinner. It takes fifteen minutes to make."