Jeff Meyer

"Pay six bucks for a small cup of frozen beaver anal juice"

"The dresses don't fit me!"

"Have you met Joel, from Austin? Ask for a new waiter. Trust me."

"Keep your rape radar on!"

"You need help? Luckily they employed Father Time. He's got tons of experience with all the new and hip gadgets and gizmos!"

"Drive-thru lady was very nice and told me to have a good weekend. It was a Monday, but still..."