Oli Beale

"Rip off. Avoid."

"If god exists, and I'm not so sure he does, BUT... If he does... He'll almost certainly start every day with a coffee and a slice of toasted banana bread from here."

"Look out for a cat that screams all night. It sometimes sounds like it's saying "Hellllooo" and sometimes "Graaaaham". (I think it's called Graham.)"