Andy "Laz" Laszlo

"Lines around the building? Give me a break. Classic Freehold reaction to a new restaurant: people lose their minds."

"It's getting worse."

"Hope you drove a tank because you'll need one to get around the "parking lot", which was once a mine field apparently."

"Only locksmith to ever be able to copy my Leer cap key and pop lock tailgate key. Excellent."

"Bob = bau5"

"A strange and wonderful land of dog bones, meat sticks, rusty ratchets, lingerie, and the very best of sun-baked VHS tapes. Such variety in selection attracts NJ's premier shopping clientele."