Jess Smith

"They are forced to say "my pleasure every time you say thank you". I challenge you to say at least 5 times and laugh each fucking time."

"Where I go golfing, playing with star wars toys, or whatever i do"

"Don't forget the milk. -SH"

"Get it while it's hot !"

"Avoid lawn and garden. Meerkats lurk in the mowers and steal your wallet. And give you aids"