David Johnson

"I swear something is the matter with this place's Internet service. Takes forever on your phone."

"No matter what time of day or night you come in, expect 45 percent of your time to be spent in the checkout line."

"The quick lube/repair shop is open till 6 p.m. on weekdays and 4 p.m. Saturday, but they stop taking cars at 5 p.m. & 2 p.m., respectively."