Nonworkingmonkey

"Don't bother unless your idea of fun is being served by distracted McGill biology students and eating $432 brownies that taste like they came out of a packet"

"Be wary of the meat dumplings. Delicious but for men that work the field. Goulash and potato pancake super duper. Also the schnizel. Uh huh"

"The most magnificent public house on prince Arthur. Good kilts in a sort of British theme park mash-up"