Nolan Samé

"Whatever you do don't sign up for the Spirit Airlines MasterCard! Interests rates are a bitch and they don't fly to JFK! WTHayle!?"

"The best church ever! Come."

"Heather is the best one there. Ask for her. 15+ years."

"Lunch specials and keep asking for chips and salsa they're free! Bwahahah bring a big purse to toss in all those free chips and bring a reusable Starbucks cup to hide the salsa in!"

"If you want to get the runs...eat here."

"Need to take a big crap but don't know where to do it!? Well, this place keeps their restrooms surprisingly clean by the dressing rooms. They're also locked."