Noah Matthews

"Slowest car rental in Hawaii. I guess that's the island feel. Aloha!"

"Don't try to get on the roof. Apparently they have cameras that detect ninja moves."

"Also, please check out www.rachelandthekings.comWe recorded a music video here. Rock."

"As current mayor of The Escarpment, I declare that everyone gets a free bottle of Jack and In and Out burgers during their stay."

"The bathrooms are super great. Especially for gay sex."