Noah Logsdon

"And what does the Higgs Boson partical have to do with pizza?"

"Be sure to put enough water in the toilet when flushing it."

"Open 7 days a week, 365 days a year!"

"The Toasty & Chips is the most underrated item on the menu. Honestly."

"Get the soup which is made fresh every Thursday evening. These gourmet soups are worthy of any 5-star restaurant in town! They're made from scratch w/ local and 100% organic ingredients! Mmmm gooood!"