Nelson C

"Its my bday... if you're here buy me a drink, please! Look for the exquisitely good looking bald guy!"

"Don't shit on my lawn!"

"Do not pass up on the Cathi's omellette! Amazing!"

"Try to raise your kids right, so they don't have to come here!"

"You will only see Nurse Practitioners in Urgent Care, unless you make an appointment with your regular physician."

"You can join for $1 and the first month is $1 too! Ask for Jesse!"