Nikki

"Fuck this road anytime remotely close to the holidays."

"Don't go here unless you wanna hear jballa pee with the door open"

"Don't park in mama zeh's spot"

"Summertime porch b's"

"Show up an hr early for the best seating on the double-decker!"

"Don't leave the dishwasher, washer, or dryer running if no one's home"