Niki Bente

"I don't like this place, I'm here all the time and it wont let me be mayor! Poop on this high five!"

"Mary- last time I was there it smelled poopy..... Poop joke!"

"Best salsa in town, hands down."

"On the request forms giving to you on the table request for darrin to sing new aged girl. Throw in a mighty fine tip and it'll be worth your while I promise!"