Nikhil Nayar

"Probably shouldn't jump. Seek help. Talk to a psychologist"

"Clothes and a hair cut are optional"

"Some people seem to confuse Leave a Tip with Leave a boring as Tweet. That being said, Running to catch the bus is a great way to find 30 everyday. Yes, I do mean run after the bus for 30mins or more"

"Running for the bus is a great form of exercise. Just make sure you catch it or you're going to look rather silly"

"Any surgery you want for 129.95. Dr.Nick approved!"

"Have a greasy Kebab to keep your arteries well lubed up :-)"