Nik Charette

"The little white dog barks at midnight."

"Tim C. has no clue what he's talking about. The sushi here is amazing. The Albacore Sashimi is delicious!"

"5pm? Use the stairs. The 5th floor all leaves at 5pm sharp and hogs every elevator for 15 minutes."

"The religious undertones on food items makes me want to eat here more than McDonalds!!! Ridiculous."

"Eat Chipotle Tabasco sauce on your Chipotle... OR THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!!!"

"Try the bulbous, fleshy meat pies!"