Nigel

"The bikie gangs seem to like it here..."

"Absurdly high restaurant prices as well!! Basic breakfast is 28 bucks!!!"

"The service in the restaurant reminds me of Fawlty Towers. The chef ought to be Basil, the cashier Cybil!"

"Try the Thai poached ling, the best fish you'll get!!"

"Hmmm - I found my custom an inconvenience to the staff, did not feel too welcome at all :-("