Nick Theobald

"Go visit the Alpacas!"

"Great food"

"Wherever you are in Paris watch out for thieves. They are everywhere. The city stinks of peepee too."

"Ghastly. Don't waste your money unless you are a fan of Disney. Its a travesty for an historic building. Its just a tacky themepark"

"Fulham Road!"

"Easily the best Pizzas in London - probably the whole UK. Great value too."