Nick Pollard

"Thank god my reign is over. Good luck Alicia!"

"Dearest Hipsters, this place is great accept for you are in it. A. Just because I don't look "Ironic" does not mean I suck. B. Treat me like I'm not cool, and I won't be enjoy you 3% tip. Yay!"

"New bartender is a bitch. Might as well have sex with a porcupine, and allow a cat with rough tongue to eat your anus."

"There are some serious pockets of humanity in this city..."

"Have the smashed asshole breakfast burrito with wing sauce. Seriously worst breakfast burrito I've ever had."

"Not anymore you're not Amy! Mayor Nick 2012!"