Nick Jezarian

"swing by on Fridays for some fiercely competitive beer pong."

"make sure you say "good day" to Sylvia."

"Get the wings but pay the $.50 and get the "all drums" option. Drink with Pete's Wicked Ale. Glorious."

"Be amazed that a bodega has a silly good and vast selection of wines and beer."

"Meggxican wrap, without the tortilla. Dynamite."