Nick Slater

"Fantastic teas in great surroundings"

"Great live music"

"The strawberry cider is great but very dangerous"

"Dull, dull, dull in comparison to other rapid rides. No real chance of getting wet and slow. Was bored throughout"

"Make sure you wait at the end of your meal and enjoy the free Sangria and melon"

"There's a long tunnel between here and Old Hill. Leave any important phone calls till after you're past it."