Nicholas Wendling

"Beware of the last room on the left just up the stairs. There is a massive amount of semen being flung around."

"Great service!"

"The drink dispensers are designed by the same company that designs Ferraris. Awesome. Oh yeah, the food is spectacular too..."

"The hand dryer in the bathroom is freakin AWESOME!"

"3 hot dogs for a buck with your Sheetz card. Freakin sweet!"