Nicholas Kraft

"Watch out for Ryan's music as it may cause swelling of the ears and slight nausea"

"As a new addition to the states, Reiss does a lot of great promotions and sales, so be sure to join the mailing list for incredible deals"

"Muhammad is the best! I've been coming to this hotel for 15 years now and he's always the best part of my stay."

"The Jonathan Swift room is quite comfortable and has loads of English charm."

"Lame! Making a venue for your own home, or any home for that matter, is sketchy. Negative points for the mayor."

"9 Grain bun is the way to go and it's the same price as a normal bun."