Dan Knauss

"Toll is $0.60."

"One hour photo? Maybe two hours. Maybe 2 and wait while we ruin your film. Depends who's doing it. The older lady who works in the evenings is a pistol."

"Bring food and drink and friends!"

"This is the only surviving public mailbox around for a long way. It's special."

"The most lovable of all of Riverwest's armpits."

"Look out for el hombre de cerdo who lives in the tower. Legend has it he ate the red hot dogs."