Nessy A!

"The bus stop of champions!"

"The new decor is up, and it's super-snazzy!"

"It's actually spelled Grasse Mount!"

"The best people! They truly understand the bond between bike and lady. Or bike and dude, I guess, too."

"You may never see us, but rest assured: we're out there! Our specialties include stir-fry, marinated chicken, cat yodeling, and chillaxing soma-free!"

"South tower is by far the coolest- we have all the coolness, all of it."