Brent Hankins

"We used to stop here on every California road trip, but we just had the absolute worst customer service experience we've ever had. Ever. We will NOT be back."

"Cold winds are rising. Winter is coming."

"Security is ridiculous. I had to take off my goddamn shows like it was a TSA inspection, and I can't bring in a pack of gum, but this kid next to me has a 14-pound chain on his wallet. Fuck off."

"Bring a blacklight. They're everywhere."