Joseph Neptune Keslar

"See the Comcast Center from the terrace!"

"My excellent dentist is reasonably priced if you don't have dental insurance."

"Say hi to the feline residents, Georgette and Serena!"

"The Wilcox Library has over 10,000 GLBTQ related works for you to borrow. Stop by, get your library card, browse the collection, and pick a book to take home with you!"

"The new all you can eat is amazing--it includes appetizers and super delicious special rolls for $2 extra."

"You can substitute a side salad for fries-just ask!"