Neil Townend

"Here's a tip - if your sign is out and the door is open then yes I will assume you're open! Don't get the arse if I then walk in and try to buy something. Would never go near this "hole" ever again."

"It's empty. Needs some shops. Lower the rent maybe?"

"It smelt a bit funky."

"It's a dump but it's cheap."

"2 Stella's for £4"

"Blue cross sale starts Friday Jan 11th 2013"