Neal Gaffey

"Best pool in the city! Crowded on weeknights between 5 & 7, swim team practices here from 7:15-8:30pm on Tu-We-Th, and from about 9:30-11am on Sat and Sun. Quietest after 8:30 pm on weeknights."

"Don't even attempt to check your coat. The coat check people are utterly inept. By the time you check it, it's time to go."

"What a great find! Delicious Ethiopian food in Malden! The combo dishes are a gret deal!"

"The new trivia guy is good."

"Bachelorette parties: stay away. We don't want you here."

"Avoid anything with steak or beef. It tastes like ass. It's either rancid or has been frozen and reheated."