Nate Dahlkemper

"Don't book a flight for the week after your supposed to fly out....it happens!"

"Find the secret stash of red bull to become 100% more productive"

"Watch out for titties that defy gravity."

"Heres a tip. If you are really bothered by someone talking in a quiet zone...ask politely "would you please keep it down, I'm studying" instead of waiting an hour and acting like a total bitch"

"Don't put more than 20 people in the 6 person hot tub...instead of swimming in water you'll be swimming in bodies."